hushedvictory: Essentially, the Shazam app works similarly to a Pokedex.
Excuse me while I share a bunch of Pokemon gifs ;)
Burn in hell bitch.
sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
Let me welcome you to my hell; Home
Fuck you fucking cunt.
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
I'm at that point where
thefeelingdeepinside: Even the smallest little things are pushing me to my emotional limits, to where I just want to go to bed and sleep off about 3 months of my life to try and start over.. but it never works.. I always wake up.. just to realize i’ll always be stuck like this.. until the day I die.
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Have you ever met someone And theyre so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
heart: people are sick. it’s such a sad reality that you’re truly never safe, despite where you are. my heart goes out to all of boston and all of those affected by hateful crimes like this on a daily basis. live and let live.